Manchester United
have confirmed the shock capture of striker Michael Owen.
PEREZ HILTON GOT BEAT UP BY FUCKING WILL.I.AM.
I. KNOW. RIGHT?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. sorry, but that dude is a midget. can you imagine a midget beating you up? and isn’t the dude a hologram or something?
wow! Perez Hilton got a beat down from will.i.am and his “crew”. So um, I really want to laugh at perez hilton here, but i really hate will.i.am, mostly cos he doesn’t know how to sing, act or think logically (see Real Time with Bill Maher episode - in a nutshell he argued that “angels” are real). I guess it could work out, if will.i.am did do this, and he gets arrested. either way, this whole thing is HILARIOUS!
if you smoke enough pot and put Aladdin on mute and then put on the Ying Yang twins, then this song becomes this song. and then you dont have to do anything for the rest of the weekend because you’ve clearly won at life and are one empty space away from winning at Life Bingo.
now all you have to do now is fingerbang an Olsen twin and then you raise your hand, yell “bingo!”, and then you die in a flurry of awesome. this is all true, by the way. do you know how easy a Heath Ledger joke would have been right there? but i didn’t say it. nope. i just thought it.
Teaching Baby Wolf To Howl
The flippen crazy or amazing Shaun Ellis, depends how you look at it, lives with and raises wolves, here teaches a young pup how to howl.
[via Todays Big Thing]
The wolf in the video learns to howl, and anyone watching the video learns to go “awwwwwww.”
