Blind Crippling...

bonerparty:

if you smoke enough pot and put Aladdin on mute and then put on the Ying Yang twins, then this song becomes this song. and then you dont have to do anything for the rest of the weekend because you’ve clearly won at life and are one empty space away from winning at Life Bingo.

now all you have to do now is fingerbang an Olsen twin and then you raise your hand, yell “bingo!”, and then you die in a flurry of awesome. this is all true, by the way. do you know how easy a Heath Ledger joke would have been right there? but i didn’t say it. nope. i just thought it.